DISCLOSURES

First off - we are excited you found this website, thank you for making it part of your internet journey.

It's important to note that this website is an inside family joke - one that got started at a family wedding and as you can imagine.... spun and spun until it got out of control. Nothing on this site is real, no charcuterie products are offered for actual sale and any reference we make to any real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

That said - you CAN buy our merchandise if you are so inclined - that is real and will really get shipped to you if you order it. Have at it!