There's nothing discrete about Jonesie's meat!
Intimate Couples Board
Share your love of Jonesie’s Meat with someone special!
Coming soon - just in time for Valentine's Day!
Halloween Spreads
Jonesie Spreads for everyone - even the kids!
Trick or Treat? You decide!
Coming soon - just in time for Halloween!
Jonesie's Nuts!
Jonesie can't wait to get his salty nuts in your mouth!
Available Year-round!
Learn from the Master!
Jonesie loves getting his hands dirty and teaching others to prepare his meat. The more the merrier!
Available Year-round!
Salty Meats!
Tell your friend's about Jonesie's salty meat - it's more than a mouthful and it truly can't be beat!
Available Year-round!
"el pene poderoso"
Jonesie loves sharing this MASSIVE 15" offering with others! Be forewarned, it might be too much for some to handle!
Available Year-round! Great for bachelorette parties!
Love Cream Cupcakes!
Nobody spreads love like Jonesie! Drizzled in his special "love" cream - Jonesie's cupcakes
Available Year-round! Great for bachelorette parties!
Sausage Parties
One of Jonesie's favorite things! Jonesie will bring his massive homemade sausage to home or event. If you'd like to add fruit, Jonesie will also bring his favorite banana-toting friend Doug to join you for these special events!
Available Year-round by appointment only!
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